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“You’re Dead to Us” – Dark Humour Leaving Card for Colleagues

“You’re Dead to Us” – Dark Humour Leaving Card for Colleagues

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Perfect for the colleague who’s brave enough to leave and bold enough to take a joke. This darkly hilarious card is a mix of drama, sass, and just the right amount of workplace betrayal – ideal for the coworker everyone secretly hates to see go.

With bold typography and mock-serious sentiment, this card reads:
"I can’t believe YOU ARE leaving. This place will be DEAD without you. TO US. You can't be replaced."
…because if you're leaving the team, you might as well know how we really feel.

Perfect for:

  • Work besties with thick skin
  • Office banter kings and queens
  • Teams dealing with abandonment issues (with humour, obviously)

💥 Warning: Not for the sensitive. This card is very tongue-in-cheek and best given with a wink.

Product details:

  • Handmade card on premium textured stock
  • A5 size with envelope included
  • Blank inside for your dramatic farewell message
  • Great for colleagues, teammates, and anyone escaping the 9-5
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